Speak, friend, and enter
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
“I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do.”

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

nevver:

Your moment of Zen

Sep 9, 2014 · 1984 via: cannedpastas · origin: nevver

smaugson:

Inspired by this.

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week

Sep 9, 2014 · 136137 via: allonsybenny · origin: skeezd
Sep 9, 2014 · 36203 via: chickenmcnipples · origin: jueki
“what the fffffffffffffffheck”

me trying to be more family friendly (via gnarly)

anuaks:

omG

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

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